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    shane
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    Not so long ago..........

    Edited by: shane at: 11/13/01 2:02:31 am

    HerbyJr
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    Great story Shane, but I think you mistook his Hog for a Horse. hehehe


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    polishshooter
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    White horse? I thought everything was brown over here....
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    I gots a hog for ya. This is what I was riding



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    Especially Bob's Best - New and Improved Special Dark Uranus Export! Brown as --- well, ain't gonna say. You know, since Graflyx took over brewing it on the outer ring of Uranus, I am not too sure anymore what is going in it. Additionally, he tends to stir the brew with one of his appendages that I half way believe is also his sexual organ - at least he he keeps using it on the sheep!
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    ...........After a few days............

    Edited by: shane at: 11/13/01 2:04:21 am

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    Stick around shane,ifin ye is lucky,I might share MY canning secrets for Bobs Best.

    Not the formula mnd ya,just the canning part.

    TallTLynn
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    Not bad shane and if you keep this up and SXSMAN shares the secret to Bob's Best (believe me it was good) you'll definitey be doing well.

    Love the story shane - your a pretty decent writer.

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    Keep it going, My mind is starting to click, I might have to jump in.
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    Good God, just like the olden days at "x". Where is the 97 w/ the lovely brown patina, the olives, pimentos and tin foil?

    Maybe we should dredge up the ole river boat and have an excursion, less that magnum dude be hangin round.

    Edited by: twins at: 11/12/01 7:23:01 am

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    .



    Shane worked off his frustrations at TLynns gun range.......

    Edited by: shane at: 11/13/01 2:06:34 am

    HerbyJr
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    The meanest, UGLIEST, dirtiest pair of ..................

    DELETED...It doesn't make any sense by itself.


    H.

    Edited by: HerbyJr at: 11/13/01 9:23:54 am

    Mesen
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    Let me guess..."Eat a bug!"
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    BlackGun
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    Don't be trying to start a clique, over here!
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    Edited by: BlackGun at: 11/12/01 11:34:40 pm

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    Looks like I haveta get a Harley powerplant in this chair. Shane, Herby is a good man, but he is the first to duck when a 2x4 is swung. He has been a faithful sidekick, but is more adept at the wheels and the getaway. He'll take a punch, but you'll be better off giving him a Glock to fight with.(Herby, this is me trying to get you another Glock, so sSHhh, and keep it a secret.) Ms. Beast and T have been known to sling the 2x4 on a moments notice.

    HEY, POST NUMBER 500! Hurray for me!

    shooter22


    Edited by: shooter22 at: 11/12/01 11:42:13 pm

    shane
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    Then he came back for another one of Bobs Best...........


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    Don't be trying to start a clicqe, over here! LTS & I fight our own "BITE ME" fun time WAR"! Be POSITIVE" You insulted me"!
    Regards!
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    shooter22
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    Blackgun, this tough guy-intimidator, bad cop persona don't work for you. I can see you smiling through the screen. Nice try Steve.

    shooter22


    BlackGun
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    SHANE I'll send you a personal e-mail and explain
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    Edited by: BlackGun at: 11/13/01 12:01:00 am

    shane
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    O.K.

    BlackGun
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    MY E-Mail address is above_the_law53@hotmail.com

    your address is pri
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    shane
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    I do like this place.

    Edited by: shane at: 11/13/01 2:10:42 am

    BlackGun
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    Shane you have mail!
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    Edited by: BlackGun at: 11/13/01 1:57:06 am

    shane
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    Yea, I got it. I emailed you back. You should get it soon.


    Thanks for telling me.

    BlackGun
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    YES SIR, YOU HAVE RETURN MAIL
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    shane
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    I deleted my story becouse I feel that I may have offended some folks around here that I don't know well enough yet to make jokes about.


    If I did offend anyone I'm sorry.


    After ya'll get to know me you will see that I never post anything meaning any harm.



    The best to all,

    shane

    warpig883
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    Dang I missed it. That really frosts my b*lls.

    Shane and every one else you guys can make all the jokes at me you want I really don't give a hoot and rather enjoy a good arguement if you would make me mad.

    Still mad I missed a story. If anyone saved it send it to me.
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    Bob In St Louis
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    Que es esto? No comprendo - donde esta la poop?
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    polishshooter
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    Dang, shane, it was a GOOD story! Nobody gets offended here, just even!

    If you can "take it" you are surely allowed to "dish it out..."

    And it seems like you can "take it" just fine....

    Don't you worry, as far as I was following it, your story was OK by anyone's book.

    But then, maybe I WAS offended....I wasn't in it.

    Then again, it was the first story in awhile I (or rather the '97...) managed to stay DRY....
    We must make war as we must; not as we would like. - Field Marshal Kitchener, 1915

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    OK, this sucks...BG, I never pictured you as the political correctness police

    Anyway, it was just a story...like many of the other stories that have been posted here. I don't get it. Fill me in on what I am missing.

    BG, Feel free to send me a personal email as well so I can figure this out.


    H.

    Edited by: HerbyJr at: 11/13/01 9:25:54 am

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    Shane, I wasn't offended. What the heck happened????????


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    I cannot believe I missed out.......was it good?? Guess so if it vanished. Make fun of me.....I dare ya!, I like it; But then I`m twisted.
    America, we are the symbol of Freedom and Liberty......

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    Edited by: bondai at: 11/13/01 10:40:27 am

    HerbyJr
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    Good one bondai...but I think this one was peer presuure. Do you think Hitler started out with peer pressure? How about GB?


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    Thanks for the kind words you guys I really mean that!! THANK YOU!!!



    I do think that I may have over stepped my bounds with a couple of people. Me being a newby here and all I tend to forget that Ya'll don't know me very good and might mistake some of my jokes as personal attacks when I was only funnin.


    Anyway don't hold anything against BG becouse he was only trying to keep me from pissing someone off. I deleted the post of my own free will. He gave me some good advice and I took it. That is all that happened.


    If anyone had been trying to pressure me, that wouldn't have set well with this OL' boy and I would have been forced to retaliate with a witty poem or two or three. Those of you who know me from other places already know this.



    Now, I WILL be writing more stories again soon and all of you who said I could make fun of you better look out. Keep in mind, I don't mean any harm. I'm just trying to have a little fun!!!

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    oh!... BITE ME!!
    America, we are the symbol of Freedom and Liberty......

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    A famous president named Teddy once said speak softly...but carry a can of whup-ass to open up for your friends that get too rowdy.

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    shane, no worry from my point of view - I thought it was pretty funny as well.

    LTS - nobody is going to bite you as we are all afraid of catching something

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    HerbyJr....Hitler is alive and well at GB....

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    Hey Mr. Poe....uh, I mean, SHANE.
    Do ya hava hankin fer down home
    stories? Stories that you can read over and over and over..
    Entitled, " Lives Of The Favorite Friends Around E-Z Board ."
    No Ghosting either. Pull up yer sleeves an put on yer visor, turn the lights up and let your mind and words express the
    unusal melting at "TFF".
    Charlie D

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow, a
    mystery. Today is a gift.


    Alphamale
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    I'm offended......that I missed the story. That really gets my goat, now give it back.
    As I rescue those in danger, Lord, may I have no fear.

    HerbyJr
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    AlphaMale...where have you been? Haven't seen you around for awhile.


    H.

    shooter22
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    Shane, You had a great story going. A good start like that, could turn into a page builder. We always appreciate a good writer.

    shooter22


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    Hey LTS! I named my Astra after you...BITE ME!
    We must make war as we must; not as we would like. - Field Marshal Kitchener, 1915

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    Alpha, I missed the story as well. But I have your goat....

    Umm, hmmmmm....some call it a Kaiser Blade, but I calls it a Sling Blade....unn, hnnnn...
     
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