I got to feeling bored and depressed and bought a Colt National Match 45 , a Colt 38 super, a Colt.Goverment Combat 45,a Springfield 45 loaded, an American Tactical 1945, a Colt 1973 SAA unfired in the leather box and a High Standard 106 military mint and a $38000.00 Solid Gold Rolex Yatchmaster MIB.....Someone please help me stop..Please help me.. I'll show them to Sam.
I donated a few thousand to the Wounded Warrior fund and a few thousand to the veterans memorial park. I plan on donating one hundred thousand to the cancer fund in my wife's name. It's all tax deductable so the greedy people in Washington can't get there sticky paws on it, and besides, it makes me feel good. When I was 25 years old, I was homeless and lived under a lifeboat, I didn't even own a pair of shoes and ate out of a garbage can. All I owned was a surf board, but I was happy. Money is not everything, but guns are. I bought the watch to remind me of how poor I was.
The whole thing is a big lie. I don't have anything or any money. I was just trying to play a big shot and make you believe I had something.. I'm sorry, but when you're poor like me, you tend to make things up just to get attention.. Again , I'm sorry. Please don't believe me when I try to act like a bib=g shot, I'm just trying to fit in with you guys.
!!! Please don't take our ribbing you as mean or evil natured! If you say that you bought some firearms, we believe you, we just want to see pictures. It is where we get the term "Gun Porn".
Sorry guys, I have a new computer and can't get the pictures to work right. I guess I'm just not as smart as Alpo, but very few people are. Maybe I can talk him into teaching me how to post pictures and count guns.... I really don't have any money, but it's fun acting like I do. I'm just a big phony..
I may be the only one beside you that like the Rolex. I plan on giving myself a new Beretta shotgun as a retirement gift. It may be the last gun I can afford after retirement so I may as well get a good one.
After what you went through this year Swifty you sure deserve it.
How do you know the Rolex is fake? I seem to remember that the second hand on a real Rolex travels smoothly and not in a jerky start - stop way like a Timex. But this picture doesn't reveal that!
Oh, and by the way, Swifty, those are some fine looking pistols! I have a large soft spot for stainless steel 1911's. Just for fun sometime, fill your hands with one each and try to hit a bullseye. It is not easy, but it sure is fun!
How do you know the Rolex is fake? I seem to remember that the second hand on a real Rolex travels smoothly and not in a jerky start - stop way like a Timex. But this picture doesn't reveal that!
Quite a few years ago, while stationed in Korea, I bought a Rolex for something like twenty bucks. Several years later, my son bought one when he was stationed there for $40. I see they keep going up!
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