Sniper Precautions Cause Hubby to be Mad at Wife

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    HUSBAND: Okay, dearest. All you have to do is open the door, squat and then duck-walk to the pump. Open the gas cap and fill’er up. Now, how difficult can that be?

    DEAREST: I’m scared. What if the Sniper is out there somewhere?

    HUSBAND: Don’t worry, I’ll be right here on the floor-board with the SUV running.

    DEAREST: What if he starts shooting at me?

    HUSBAND: Zig Zag! Zig Zag! Dammit, we practiced that at home.

    DEAREST: I don’t wanna!

    HUSBAND: Dammit, Hillary! Get your Fat @ss out there and start pumping gas!


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