Something special at an auto collision

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    AGunguy
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    (2/13/03 7:10:05 pm)
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    > A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
    >
    > Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
    > them >are hurt.
    >
    > After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
    > man, that's interesting.
    >
    > I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
    > we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
    > friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
    >
    > Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
    >
    > "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at
    this,
    > here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
    bottle
    > of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
    > celebrate our good fortune."
    >
    > Then she hands the bottle to the man.
    >
    > The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
    > bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle
    > and
    > immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
    >
    > The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
    >
    > The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
    >

    GG


    ibtrukn
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    (2/13/03 8:08:29 pm)
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    Dam GG I tole ya jus cant trust'em


    pickenup
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    (2/13/03 11:09:24 pm)
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    That will teach him.
     
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