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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Sometimes...
    when you cry,
    no one sees your tears.

    Sometimes...
    when you are in pain,
    no one sees your hurt.

    Sometimes...
    when you are worried,
    no one sees your stress.

    Sometimes...
    when you are happy,
    no one sees your smile.

    But pass gas just ONE TIME!
     
  2. Guts3d

    Guts3d Well-Known Member

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    I wish that I did only pass gas one time... Even if it lasted an hour....
     

  3. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle TFF Chaplain Supporting Member

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    Silent but deadly...

    Borrowed.
     
  4. Nor Cal Mikie

    Nor Cal Mikie Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Can't smell it but it hurts your eyes.:eek:
     
  5. 68c15

    68c15 TFFWPP President Supporting Member

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    Having ice cream or milk gives me gas. People ask if I suffer from lactose intolerance. Absolutely not. Vicky does
     
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    mudman35962 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    i have an inside cat that will not cover popo. the smell is toxic. will peal paint. i buy a lot of baking soda. the most loving lap cat we have ever owned. just take the good with the bad. it is true when we get older and the kids are gone we get four legged kids. they can't talk back. it is what makes them lovable.

    rick
     
  7. ysacres

    ysacres Moderator Moderator Supporting Member

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    My wife wont buy Papa Murphy's and Coors in the same trip. :(
     
  8. Empty_Holster

    Empty_Holster Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Everyone passes gas approximately EIGHTEEN times per day. As you get older that number increases!!!:rotfl:
     
  9. nmckenzie

    nmckenzie Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Mega-gas in the immediate aftermath of my last colonoscopy. During the ride home Dear One threatened to stop the buggy and make me walk back to the house. :(
     
  10. tedwitt

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    My wife is in trouble now, she fed me pinto beans with a ham bone in 'em.
     
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  11. sharps4590

    sharps4590 Well-Known Member

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    It is apparent by your statement, Rick, that you have never had a Siberian Husky. They sure as the devil will sass you back!!! They're as vindictive as a kid can be. They pout at least as bad as a kid, they'll stare you down and, when they love you, they're all over you like a kid. Mine has a routine. No sooner than I lay down my supper fork he is standing next to my chair staring me in the eye. I scoot my chair back to take him outside, (his routine after supper), and he's all over me, kissing me, mouthing me, talking to me in Husky...which after 25 years of having them I still don't speak...they all have different dialects. We go outside for 5 minutes and he's done. Lemme in where it's cool and I can lay in my recliner. Fortunately he doesn't pass gas like the last one did. His would, as you said, peel paint. It did burn holes in the carpet.
     
  12. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

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    Guess that makes me 'Kinky' but I truly enjoyed the banter about natures digestion
    processes ..I recall one time the Mormon kids, Donnie and Marie Osmond got on the
    subject of 'farting' on their televised program..After the surprise that the joyous
    exchange between the kids remained on the air, it become one of the reference points
    of their future appearances.. Navy chiefs don't fart...they just belch...smells the same! Chief
     
  13. nmckenzie

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    Friends of ours had a black lab named Cinder - a big doofy, playful, slobbery puppy at heart - that we'd dog sit whenever they were out of town visiting their kids down in Washington. No big deal, Cinder was best friends with our big tomcat Mister. Unfortunately, Cinder was a methane machine, and would pass gas (silently of course) that'd have us opening windows even in winter.
     
  14. Wild Turkey Cogburn

    Wild Turkey Cogburn Well-Known Member

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    Pass gas?

    You should have to live with 2 English bulldogs.

    It gets so bad, they blame it each other.
     
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  15. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I try to save them up for a couple of real good ones.