Somewhere near crookvile tex

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    (2/27/03 10:39:23 am)
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    A successful rancher died and left everything
    to his wife. She was a
    very good-looking woman, and determined to
    keep the ranch, but knew very
    little about ranching. So, she decided to
    place an ad in the newspaper
    for a ranch hand.

    Two men applied for the job. One was very
    effeminate and obviously gay.
    The other was a drunk. She thought long and
    hard about it, and when no
    one else applied, she decided to hire the gay
    guy, figuring it would be
    safer to have him around the house than the

    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
    hours every day and knew a
    lot about ranching. The two of them worked
    well together and the ranch
    was doing very well, so one day the rancher's
    widow said to the hired
    hand, "You have done a really good job and the
    ranch looks great. You
    should go into town and enjoy yourself"

    The hired hand readily agreed and went into
    town on Saturday night.
    However, one o'clock came and he didn't
    return. Two o'clock and no hired
    hand. He eventually returned around two-thirty
    and found the rancher's
    widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly
    called him over to her.

    "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she
    said. Trembling, he did as she
    directed. "Now take off my boots." He did so,
    slowly. "Now, take off my
    stockings" He did. "Now take off my skirt" He
    did too. "Now take off my
    bra" Again, with trembling hands he did as he
    was told. "Now" she said,
    "take off my panties". He slowly pulled them
    down and off.

    Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever
    wear my clothes to town
    again, you're fired!"

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    (2/27/03 11:37:08 pm)
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    I am sure you are not refering to the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS, you must be talking about the state of Minnasota.