Spelling lesson

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by cervelorod, May 5, 2009.

  1. cervelorod

    cervelorod New Member

    Apr 28, 2009
    This was related to me from the elementary school teacher it happened to.

    A pupil had been sick and absent from school for several weeks. The teacher thought it would be a good idea for the other students to write get well cards to him to lift his spirits.

    A girl student approached her and asked, " teacher, how do you spell penis?". The teacher was quite shocked, and asked if that really was an appropriate word for what they were doing. The student again asked how to spell penis. Just as the teacher was going to tell her that she should find something different to say, the little girl said, "I am trying to write happiness, and I know how to spell happy, so how do I spell penis.....

    Tip your waitresses, I'll be here all week.....