State of the Art Watch

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  1. Terry_P

    Terry_P New Member

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    A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

    "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

    "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

    "What's it telling you now?" she asked.

    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he said.

    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"

    The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
     
  2. dianalv

    dianalv New Member

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    Ouch. Definitely a bad line!
     

  3. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Well-Known Member

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    :D:eek::D Love It, now where do I buy one of those, Wal-Mart??? ;)
     
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