Subject: You are the President of the United States

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  1. 1952Sniper

    1952Sniper New Member

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    TallTLynn
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    (3/13/03 12:41:38 am)
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    Okay I can't take credit for this as it came in an e-mail from berto64 - but dang if it wasn't funny.

    Decisions...
    You are the President of the United States.
    Scientists have discovered a meteor that is headed toward Earth. They
    have calculated that it will strike France in two days, at approximately
    2:30 AM EST. The meteor is large enough to completely wipe France from
    the face of the earth forever.
    France and the United Nations have called on you. They have requested
    that the United States send all available ships and aircraft to help
    evacuate their country. Many of the ships and planes you could be
    sending to France are being used to fight the war on terror overseas.
    As president, you must make a decision.
    Do you decide
    a. To stay up late on the night of the impact and watch the coverage
    live on CNN?
    or
    b. Do you tape it and watch in the morning?


    pickenup
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    (3/13/03 1:03:46 am)
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    TAPE IT!!!


    crazyAZarcher
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    (3/13/03 2:25:32 am)
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    I believe you should tell them that you are sending in inspectors to see if the danger is real and that you will get back to them after you review the findings in about 72 hrs.

    If we go to war without France who's gonna make sandwiches for the enemy?CA
    I got pulled over the other day and the cop asked to see my license, I told him his department needed to get thier act together because they took my license from me over a month ago and now he expects me to show it to him. How stupid can you be?


    Zigzag2
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    (3/13/03 6:47:14 am)
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    Hey CA, did you get your
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    from my 18yr.old
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    Xracer
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    (3/13/03 8:06:02 am)
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    If I were President of the United States.....

    I'd appoint TLynn as head of the BATF!


    bullelk
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    (3/13/03 1:51:45 pm)
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    BOTH,
    That way you can watch it live, then you can watch the replays..
    "If All Else Fails, Read The Directions"
    If You Can Find The Damn Things!


    Crazyboy23
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    (3/14/03 1:41:24 pm)
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    First off if I were President, and france or the UN tried to call me to get my help for anything. They would get one of those messeges that says " The number you are trying to dial is no longer accepting calls from you" Other than that I would watch it that nite and tape so that I could watch it over, and over again. I also like the idea about the inspectors and 72 hours.


    TinkerD
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    (3/14/03 3:55:49 pm)
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    I'd send everything I had......load up all the wine and cheese....and then have a "tasting" party.


    astute observer
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    (3/14/03 9:24:08 pm)
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    Going to war without France by our side is like.....going fishing without an accordion!


    AGunguy
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    (3/15/03 7:40:41 pm)
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    Welcome aboard there TinkerD. Glad to have you here with all the other folks.

    I like cheese on my tacos and cheese burgers, but skip the wine...bring plenty of beer.

    I love Italian baked bread and da gooda olive oil, a little salami and we can have a tailgate party little ole Italiano style.

    Gunguy


    will270win
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    (3/16/03 12:10:21 am)
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    Neither, I would be watchin' cartoons and Scooby Doo is way more important than some damn France problem. Call me when it's over so we can make a big shootin' range out of it.


    TF118
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    (3/16/03 12:28:16 am)
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    I'd have the equivalent of a Super Bowl party while taping the live show followed by s l o o o o w motion replay's all night long and declare a national holiday ....not a somber one either ...something more like a 4th of July.
     
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