Survivor... Texas Style

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2009
    Move between WA and points south
    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!" The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville .... They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and Finally back to Dallas ...

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama, " George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

    The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
  2. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    Jul 28, 2008
    DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of E. Texas!
    I wouldn't expect a winner in this one!

  3. Old Grump

    Old Grump New Member

    Feb 21, 2010
    Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin
    They will all make it back because nobody will want to get their hands dirty or get close enough to them to catch whatever it is they have. It might be contagious.
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