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This morning I posted a rather 'racey' joke/story on here....It was about a careless old Swedish hunter who wounded himself in his private parts...It has been deleted, and whoever did delete it, used better judgement than I..Thanks for cleaning up my act...Chief
 

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LOL!!

Had nothing to do with me, nor the content of the post, rooter -

TFF has changed servers this morning, and there is a time frame during which any post made got deleted. My morning devotional, for instance, and several other posts I made are only a memory now -

I have not yet pinned down the exact time of this blackout, but rest assured that no one deleted your post!
 

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Padre, with a go-ahead that gracious, here's the joke...it made me giggle. Chief


Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to...and there was his doctor, Sven.

"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK.


Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."

"What's the bad news?", asks Ole "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't piss in your eye."
 
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