1. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas
    >At first I thought this was funny...then I
    >realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the
    >Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
    >Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
    >Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
    >Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
    >Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
    >Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears.
    >Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass
    >Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has
    >no dough.
    >When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some
    >more, Tax him till He's good and sore.
    >Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
    >Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..."
    >When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.
    >Accounts Receivable Tax
    >Building Permit Tax
    >CDL license Tax
    >Cigarette Tax
    >Corporate Income Tax
    >Dog License Tax
    >Excise Taxes
    >Federal Income Tax
    >Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    >Fishing License Tax
    >Food License Tax,
    >Fuel permit tax
    >Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    >Gross Receipts Tax
    >Hunting License Tax
    >Inheritance Tax
    >Interest expense Inventory tax
    >IRS Interest Charges
    >IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    >Liquor Tax
    >Luxury Taxes
    >Marriage License Tax
    >Medicare Tax
    >Personal Property Tax
    >Property Tax
    >Real Estate Tax
    >Service charge taxes
    >Social Security Tax
    >Road usage taxes
    >Sales Tax
    >Recreational Vehicle Tax
    >School Tax
    > State Income Tax
    >State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    >Telephone federal excise tax
    >Telephone federal universal service fee tax
    >Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
    >Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
    >Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
    >Telephone state and local tax
    >Telephone usage charge tax
    >Utility Taxes
    >Vehicle License Registration Tax
    >Vehicle Sales Tax
    >Watercraft registration Tax
    >Well Permit Tax
    >Workers Compensation Tax
    >COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100
    >years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous
    >in the world. We had absolutely no national debt,
    >had the largest middle class in the world, and
    >Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
    >What the hell happened? Ã, Can you spell "politicians!"
    >And I still have to "press 1" for English.
    >I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
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