Telling someone their fly is open...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by warpig, Feb 24, 2003.

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    AGunguy
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    (2/6/03 9:53:44 pm)
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    TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED: By David Letterman
    10. The cucumber has left the salad.
    9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
    8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
    7. Paging Mr. Johnson...Paging Mr. Johnson.
    6. Elvis has left the building.
    5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage
    4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
    3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
    2. Men may be From Mars .. but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
    And the #1 Way to tell someone their zipper is unzipped .....
    1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary"

    Note: Hillary probably cut Slick Willy off years ago...who cares anyway.



    GG

    jimejones
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    (2/7/03 10:02:08 am)
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    A modest reply would be, "Oh well, it's no big thing."

    IShootBack
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    (2/7/03 5:29:26 pm)
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    Being a former farm boy, we always used

    "Yer barn doors open, better shut it before the cow gets out"


    Guns cause crime, like spoons made Rosie fat