Terrible new virus

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    Remf
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    (10/23/01 4:06:55 pm)
    | Del All Terrible new virus
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    Watch out for this one yall!!!!



    If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

    It demagnetizes the strips of ALL of your credit cards.

    It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking
    on your VCR and uses subspace frequencies to scratch any CDs you attempt to play.

    It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0055 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL of your BEER.

    FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, ARE YOU LISTENING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

    It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your spouse behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

    It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

    It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly changes the interpretations of key sentences.

    If the "Badtimes" message is opened it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

    It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    ****WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.****
    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you sending sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest you.

    Send to everyone that you know NOW.
    In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.


    nighthawk
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    (10/23/01 5:04:01 pm)
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    LOL,,LOL,,,LMAO,,,ROFLMAO,,

    fell right on the floor with that one, REMF,,,,,

    Hey,,,wait a minute,,I think I got that virus!!!!!

    Edited by: nighthawk at: 10/23/01 6:05:08 pm

    Winter11
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    (10/24/01 10:23:30 am)
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    HOLY &#^! .... THIS IS CRAZY - I'M GOING TO HAVE TO EMAIL EVERYONE I KNOW...

    This is serious stuff here!! Thanks for the heads up!!







    Oh wait... that was a joke - right?! (oopsie... ignore me I'm blonde)

    Honestly, that was so funny - I laughed my ass off!!! Good one!!! And I really will pass that on -



    Always Faithful