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HOW GOD CREATED TEXANS

When God created the world for humankind to prosper
and multiply, he decided to give each group two
virtues. As an example, he made Japanese people patient
and hardworking, he made Germans tenacious and
studious, HE made Americans organized and pragmatic,
And so on.


When GOD considered Texans, He told the record-keeping angel,

"Texans are going to be intelligent, honest and democrats.


When GOD finished creating the world, the angel
noticed that GOD had given every group two virtues
excepting Texans, who had received three.

The angel thought that this would give the Texans an
unfair advantage over the other groups of human
beings. He pointed this out to GOD.

GOD said, "Oh, my goodness, you are certainly right,
but since virtues given by GOD cannot be changed, we
shall do the following: From now on Texans will keep
three virtues, however, they can only use two at a Time."


This dictum explains why:

* A Texan, who is a democrat and honest, cannot be intelligent.


* One, who is intelligent and democrat, cannot be honest.


* AND ONE, WHO IS INTELLIGENT AND HONEST, CAN NEVER BE A DEMOCRAT!


* This is why most Texans are REPUBLICANS!!!
 

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LOL. Gotta send this to my lefty brother and his even leftier wife.
 

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Best laugh all month!
 
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