THANK YOU FROM GEORGE.

Discussion in 'VMBB General Discussion' started by inplanotx, Mar 8, 2003.

  1. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2002
    Messages:
    8,880
    Location:
    Texas
    high2fly
    *Senior Chief Of Staff*
    Posts: 774
    (3/15/02 7:20:27 am)
    Reply THANK YOU FROM GEORGE.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Dear Liberal:
    > >
    > > Thank you for your recent whiney-assed letter
    criticizing
    > > the treatment of the Taliban and El Quieda detainees
    being
    > > held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
    > >
    > > As part of the Administration's Liberal Re-training
    > > Program, you'll be pleased to learn that the
    Administration
    > > has decided to place one detainee under your exclusive
    > > care. Your detainee is scheduled to be delivered to your

    > > personal residence on Monday. The detainee is to be
    cared
    > > for pursuant to the standards you strongly recommended
    in
    > > your letter of admonishment. It will be necessary that
    you
    > > hire your own caretakers. We will also conduct weekly
    > > inspections, of course, to assure that your detainee is
    > > actually being cared for in the manner you personally
    > > prescribed.
    > >
    > > His meal requirements are simple, but we strongly
    suggest using menus that
    > > do not require utensils. While he does bite, the rabies
    test was negative,
    > > although he does have a bad case of body lice that we
    haven't completely
    > > remedied.
    > > Although he is sociopath and very psychotic, we do
    > > welcome your promised efforts to overcome that
    "attitudinal
    > > problem" with your promised counseling and home
    schooling.
    > >
    > > He's extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can

    > > extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil
    or
    > > light bulb. We do not suggest that you ask him to
    > > demonstrate these proficiencies at your next bridge
    party.
    > > He also has the ability to make a variety of lethal
    bombs
    > > from common household products, so you may wish to keep
    > > those items locked up, notwithstanding that it may
    conflict
    > > with your moral values or disrupt your maid's daily
    > > routine.
    > >
    > > Please heed the large orange notice attached to your
    > > detainee's cage. "Does not play well with others".
    > >
    > > Your detainee generally bathes quarterly, with the
    change
    > > of seasons, assuming that it rains, and washes his
    clothes
    > > simultaneously. That should help with your water bill.
    > >
    > > Be assured, your detainee absolutely loves pets of all
    > > kinds, but is especially fond of cats and dogs. He
    prefers
    > > them roasted, but will eat them prepared in just about
    any
    > > manner.
    > >
    > > You take good care of our detainee, now.
    > > George




    Tac401
    Administrator
    Posts: 1844
    (3/15/02 4:13:57 pm)
    Reply

    Re: THANK YOU FROM GEORGE.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Outstanding Chief!
    The Firearms Forum Vietnam Memories Bulletin Board Contact Administrator

    LIKTOSHOOT
    *VMBB Staff*
    Posts: 118
    (3/16/02 1:54:34 pm)
    Reply Re: THANK YOU FROM GEORGE.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Send two.......