The Black Bra

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  1. killbuck

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    *The Black Bra (as told by a woman)*

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,
    one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We
    were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
    men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto
    heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days
    to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend_

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
    black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
    said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we
    made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
    wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask
    over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
    but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black
    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in
    the door and saw me he said:







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