The Frog & Golf

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  1. durk

    durk Active Member

    Sep 19, 2006
    The Frog and Golf

    A man takes the day off work and
    decides to go out golfing
    He is on the second hole when he
    notices a frog sitting next to
    the green.
    He thinks nothing of it and is

    about to shoot when he

    hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

    The man looks around and doesn't

    see anyone. Again, he
    hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
    at the frog and decides to

    prove the frog wrong, puts the
    club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

    He hits it 10 inches from the

    cup. He is shocked. He says
    to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

    You must be a lucky frog, eh?

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
    The man decides to take the frog
    with him to the next hole.

    "What do you think frog?" the

    man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
    Boom! Hole in one. The

    man is befuddled and doesn't know

    what to say. By the end

    of the day, the man golfed the

    best game of golf in his life and
    asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
    The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.

    " They go to Las Vegas
    and the guy says, "OK frog, now
    what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
    approaching the roulette table, The man

    asks, "What do you think I should
    bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
    $3000, black 6."

    Now, this is a
    million-to-one shot to win, but
    after the golf game the man

    figures what the heck.

    Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table

    The man takes his winnings and
    buys the best room in the
    hotel. He sits the frog down and
    says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
    You've won me all this money and
    I am forever grateful."

    The frog replies,

    "Ribbit KissMe."
    He figures why not,

    since after all the frog did for
    him, he deserves it. With a
    kiss, the frog turns into a
    gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

    your honor, is how the girl

    ended up in my room. So help me God

    or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
  2. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas

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