The man and the Ostrich

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Apr 28, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
    The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
    and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "And you dear?"

    "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
    "That will be $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his
    pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
    hamburger, fries, and a coke."

    The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

    This becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week.
    "The usual?" asks the waitress.

    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
    salad," says the man.

    "Same," says the ostrich.
    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
    Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on
    the table.

    The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
    sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your
    pocket every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
    wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would
    just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
    as long as you live!"

    "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
    exact money is always there," says the man.

    The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

    The man lets out a big sigh , pauses, and then answers,
    "Well ... My second wish was for a tall chick with a big a$$ and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
    The Ostrich says, "thats right"
    :eek: :eek: :D :D :D
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    I Thought I'd seen all the WORST of dem.

    I wuz sssooooooooo wrung!!

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Best stick with the crabbin' GF! ;) :D :D
  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
  5. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Mar 5, 2006
    Deep South Mississippi
  6. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    :D makes me wonder what kind of bird you would get, if you had asked for a small butt? :eek:
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