The Monkey

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  1. warpig

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    cointoss 2
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    (2/20/03 4:07:18 pm)
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    The Monkey
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    >A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
    >while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The
    >monkey grabs
    >some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced
    >limes
    >and
    >eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the
    >billiard
    >balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, he
    >somehow
    >swallows it whole.
    >
    >The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
    >did?"
    >
    >The guy says, "No, what?"
    >
    >"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
    >
    >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He eats
    >everything
    >in sight, the little knucklehead. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."
    >
    >The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
    >monkey
    >ate and leaves.
    >
    >Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with
    >him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
    >again.
    >While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
    >cherry on
    >the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats
    >it.
    >The
    >bartender is disgusted.
    >
    >"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
    >
    >"No, what?" replies the guy.
    >
    >"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and
    >ate
    >it!"
    >says the bartender.
    >
    >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He still eats
    >everything
    >in sight but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures
    >everything
    >first."
    cointoss2

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    (2/21/03 12:26:04 am)
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKey, remind me to never drink AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!