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(2/20/03 4:07:18 pm)
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The Monkey
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>A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
>while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The
>monkey grabs
>some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced
>limes
>and
>eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the
>billiard
>balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, he
>somehow
>swallows it whole.
>
>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey
>did?"
>
>The guy says, "No, what?"
>
>"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
>
>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He eats
>everything
>in sight, the little knucklehead. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."
>
>The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the
>monkey
>ate and leaves.
>
>Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with
>him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
>again.
>While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
>cherry on
>the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats
>it.
>The
>bartender is disgusted.
>
>"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
>
>"No, what?" replies the guy.
>
>"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and
>ate
>it!"
>says the bartender.
>
>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He still eats
>everything
>in sight but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures
>everything
>first."
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(2/21/03 12:26:04 am)
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKey, remind me to never drink AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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