The nursing home!

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  1. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

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    A bunch of old guys are sitting around the nursing home complaining about their ailments. One says:

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said a 60-year-old man. "You
    always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
    and nothing comes out."

    "Ah, that's nothin," said a 70-year-old. "When you're seventy,
    you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran,
    sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said an 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock;
    no problem at all."

    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

    Exasperated, the
    60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00
    and take a dump every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00."
     
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    I thought the ol' man smelled funny...:eek:
     
  4. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

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    My major problem with this one, is that I am to close to 80!!:eek:
     
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