The Outhouse

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Jan 7, 2008.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Owyhee County, Idaho
    The Outhouse...

    Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around
    When she hollers out....

    "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

    Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

    Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

    So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse,
    Looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin
    Wrong with the outhouse! "

    Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

    Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

    Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see
    What to fix."

    So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole,
    Looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong
    With this outhouse!"

    Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

    Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole,
    Then starts yelling, "Ma!

    Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
    To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    C' est trés MAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :) :D :D

  3. C' est trés BON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D;):p
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