The perks of being 60

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jul 30, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    1. Kiddnappers are not very interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run a marathon.

    4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

    9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

    10. You keep hearing about other peoples operations.

    11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

    13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    14.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

    15. You sing along with elevator music.

    16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    21. You can't remember who sent you this list.

  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    My daughter HATES it when I do that. :D

  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    You're just a baby and doing that already? Whew, what else?
  4. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    #9/ dam I need both whassa dude to do?:p
  5. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I had one to add to that. I'll post it as soon as I remember it.

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