The Poopie List

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    chief 502
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    (7/16/01 9:28:32 pm)
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    The Poopie List
    Since I'm the FNG on the board and we really haven't gotton to know one another very well yet, I hope no one finds offense in my humor of the day. The one who must be obeyed sent it to me, so it shouldn't be that bad.
    The Poopie List
    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

    V.I.P. Member
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    (7/17/01 12:21:55 am)
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    , chief 502!


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    (7/17/01 4:48:02 am)
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    LOL!! Chief...that post is remenicent of a post a long time ago about "butt puppets". Funny!!

    V.I.P. Member
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    (7/17/01 6:28:21 am)
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    Good Chief!
    How about the "Submarine Poopie." It's so compacted after returning from a 72 day patrol and eating peanut butter and cheese that you have to dig it out with a U.S. Govt. Skilcraft ballpoint pen!!

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    (7/17/01 9:44:03 am)
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    Re: The Poopie List

    LMAO (so funny)

    thought this to be appropriate...

    V.I.P. Member
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    (7/17/01 11:01:45 am)
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    Thats great Chief...

    reminds me of a night just before my first real jump... no one could sleep for all the nervousness so they started describing .... well.... shit....



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    (7/17/01 8:21:15 pm)
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    Hahahahaha! Ahhh! No offence now ladies!, with Ole Meantome , four daughters and a ton of sleep overs...

    Could have used that quite often. Hehe!

    ...and two hard boiled eggs.

    mt pari
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    (7/18/01 2:30:03 am)
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    Homer, the ton of sleep overs reminds me of my own and my daughters..Sure would've liked that roll of TP when we were decorating our friends cars and houses during the slumber parties..

    My son loved the "poopie" list..great!! good ice breaker..
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