The Vasectomy

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2009
    Move between WA and points south
    A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

    Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

    When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.

    The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

    Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

    The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vas deferens is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

    While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

    Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

    The nurse responds,

    "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.
  2. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    Jul 28, 2008
    DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of E. Texas!
    I have Blue Cross, maybe I should be thinking about a vasectomy.

  3. HunterAlpha1

    HunterAlpha1 Former Guest

    Aug 8, 2011
    Yorktown, VA
    not worth it. sometimes vasectomy patients find themselves no longer able to... "raise the colors" :eek:
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