The Wisdom of an Older Man

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  1. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

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    An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

    'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you just talk to me for a
    couple of minutes?'

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of
    course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

    'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman like you, she
    appears out of nowhere.'
     
  2. artabr

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    Sad but true. :eek: :D :D :D :D



    Art
     

  3. kutaho

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    I've noticed for years that if a fine, fit young lady is in the vicinity
    my wife is observing my gaze:eek:
    and ifn i'm cought, i get threatened with super glue and the phrase
    "ya gotta sleep sometime".:eek::eek:
    and then there's the Louisville:eek::eek::eek:
    Shes sweet, but (shiver) don't mess with what she thinks
    is right. I guess that's why i married her:D
     
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    I have posted this somewhere else, but after reading this post.
    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...--and-wife--superglue-mans-penis-1767075.html
     
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