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low2go
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(6/8/01 6:19:29 pm)
| Del All THEIR 40TH ANNIV.---.
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John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their
40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?"
he asks.

"Not really," says Mary.

"Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.

"No," she responds.

"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.

"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.

homer4
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Posts: 836
(6/8/01 6:59:39 pm)
| Del Re: THEIR 40TH ANNIV.---.
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Hehe!
...and two hard boiled eggs.
 
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