THEIR 40TH ANNIV.---.

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    low2go
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    (6/8/01 6:19:29 pm)
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    John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their
    40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?"
    he asks.

    "Not really," says Mary.

    "Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.

    "No," she responds.

    "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.

    She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

    "Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.

    "John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.

    "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.

    homer4
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    (6/8/01 6:59:39 pm)
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    Hehe!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.