Think U no how to drive ? chek out Joisey style

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Apr 22, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them.

    2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

    3. The faster you drive through a redlight, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

    4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear ended.

    5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. New Jersey is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have anything
    to lose.

    6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

    7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.

    8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions and are apparently not enforceable in New Jersey during rush hour.

    9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a New Jersey driver flashing his high beams behind you
    doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

    10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.

    11. Learn to swerve abruptly. New Jersey is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.

    12. It is traditional in New Jersey to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.

    13. Remember that the goal of every New Jersey driver is to get there first, by whatever means necessary.

    14. In the New Jersey area 'flipping someone the bird' is considered a polite New Jersey salute. This gesture should always be returned.

  2. cointoss2

    cointoss2 Guest

    IB, it sounds as if you were describing Michigan drivers.:D

  3. poncho10

    poncho10 New Member

    Mar 29, 2003
    driving in N.J.

    do they consider a stop sign a sugestion or a promice????
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    #15 - you're 150 yards from a stop light at 60 mph. The light turns yellow..........Now it becomes a challenge!
  5. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    no challenge at all, I jus drop 3 gears and push the pedal to the metal: 6oo screamin cat h.p. weighin in at 80000 lbs

    has the rite of way

    wood I kid U?:p

    bigger is better, U cud ast anyone
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2003
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