Three Kick Rule

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a
    bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
    tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm
    going to retrieve it."

    The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over

    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United
    States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything
    you own.

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle
    disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three
    Kick Rule."

    The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

    The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick
    you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until
    someone gives up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he
    could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
    attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into
    the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff
    sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours
    when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh
    cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his
    feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay. Now it's my

    [I love this part....]

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the

    :D :D :D :D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    Why, you rascal!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    I just C&P to every law firm in the yellow pages with an email address
    I loved it.

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  5. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2002
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