Tired Marine...

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    Winter11
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    (5/30/01 3:55:33 pm)
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    By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

    "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

    "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

    "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

    The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager.

    "Never better."

    The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

    "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.
    "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

    "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."


    LarryJK
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    (5/30/01 5:09:33 pm)
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    I like these military jokes!! LOL!!

    low2go
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    (5/30/01 6:56:52 pm)
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    Hey Winter--that story works better with an old Navy Chief looking for a room and he finally shares it with the young Marine Lance Corporal--should I try to convince you that it is documentated??? Perhaps I can sell you a bridge also!!!! Wilborn

    homer4
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    (5/30/01 9:00:11 pm)
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    Hahahahaha! AH ME! Very good Kid...Very good!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.