Together at last

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by pickenup, Apr 27, 2003.

  1. pickenup

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    A woman married and gave birth to 13 children. Her husband died.

    She married again and gave birth to 7 more children. Again, her husband died.

    But she remarried and this time gave birth to 5 more children. Her husband died and,
    alas, she finally died, too.

    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the
    Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

    One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
    means her first, second, or third husband?"

    The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
     
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