As I was driving to take my grandson to school this morning I saw a dead one on the side of the road just outside of the subdivision. I almost stopped to take a picture of it so I could show sharps what a dead one looks like!
Star Date 3355, The Log of Captain James Tiberius Sharpes.
We encountered a strange, screaming creature with burn marks on it's leathery skinned back reminiscent of an electrified whipping action. On this date, this creature had no hair but appeared to be mammalian from an unknown planet.
We found this strange creature next to a burned out home domicile that appears to have burnt to the ground by a giant surge of electricity and it appears that an ancient civilization had formed an electricity generation hub at this location.
Our engineers and ancient civilization archeologists state it is the strangest looking site that they have ever encountered with multiple traplike like devices scattered throughout the area and ancient gunpowder devices. Microbiological investigation reveals that these devices contained traces of an extinct plantlike tuber containing a sweet and starchy substance.
The strangest finding is what appears to be the skeleton of a man sitting upright in a rocking chair that now appears as a shallow grave covered over by a covering that the chemical analysts state is an ancient form of covering that archeologists call canvas from the 20th century earth. He is buried with what appears to be a prize collection of his ancient gunpowder devices. Archeologists believe this was some sort of a religious artifact of that civilization.
Scientists have never encountered such a scene before and the president of the Federation has donated 3 trillion Corillian gold pieces for the two week study to learn more about this very strange site.
The creature was taken to the Federation zoo to see how it could have survived for thousands of years on this strange planet.
Sharps its like getting prego. Your trying to hard. You need to relax. Back off a couple of days and let Army think you gave up and let him relax. Animals know when there being hunted. Look at hunting. The day before you will see deer all over the place. Than when hunting season opens they are gone. Take some R&R.
Prego? Pray tell, what does an Italian tomato paste have to do with killing a 'dillo? Anyway, that's just what I've done, fl. Took the fences down, quit trying to stay up late although this morning between 12:30 and 1:00 when I was up for my one nightly bathroom trip I saw the motion detector light was on in the back of the house. I did check it out...nothing. It could have been any critter that triggered it. Maybe my indifference and nonchalance have turned him off. Kinda like a dog, ain't no fun trying to chase a dead rabbit.