“What’s that awful aroma?”
Yup, and the video shows the 'dillo walking off, wearing his ACME Electrical Insulating Rubber Booties, as he ambles off to wherever 'dillos go in the daylight. Pan to smoking corpse of a frustrated human lying prostrate across a bare wire fence.... Cut to commercial.Why have I pictured Wiley Coyote and Roadrunner this entire thread. I get the feeling that Sharps is going to get electrocuted with the lightening bolts coming out of him and you see his bones like an x-ray, while dillo is snickering and ambling back to his daytime hiding place ...
"Texas Speed Bumps ! "....I see buzzards feeding on them regularly along the roads around here. Their eyesight is really bad, and I don't think their brains work much better. I see them all the time around the woods here and a while back one was digging around next to a trail I was driving along in the woods. I got out of the truck, grabbed a can of paint out of the back and decided to sneak up and paint him some. I almost got it done before he figured out I was there....I probably had the can of paint 2 feet from him when he made a run for it. Maybe some day I'll have a pink one running around the woods !Thankfully none have been seen around here, but I have seen them flattened on the highway around here. I have bigger nuisances to worry about, there's evidence of a sounder of hogs not far from the house, and the squirrels.