Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman..

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  1. Angryisme

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    Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman:

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
    you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new pants make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



    # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
     
  2. armedandsafe

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    The funeral will be Thursday, immediately following the acquital of Mrs. Angryisme.

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  3. 308 at my gate

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    I read these off to my wife, and she though they were all funny until the silencer. Oh well.
     
  4. johnlives4christ

    johnlives4christ Former Guest

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    another reason. after you use it... you can wait 3 days to clean it and it still smells great!
     
  5. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

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    LMAO... You guys are funny, but in truth...

    A firearm is only warm for a few minutes after you are done firing... A woman is hot 24/7


    ;););)
     
  6. Angryisme

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    aww crp's in love
    hahaha
     
  7. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I gotta go with CRP -
    A woman IS hot 24/7, doesn't matter where she is or what she is doing.

    GREAT list!!

    How about:

    On a gun, the trigger doesn't keep moving, forcing you to look for it.

    A gun doesn't get a headache when you want to go to the range.
     
  8. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Well-Known Member

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    Now what gave you that impression? ;)

    :eek::eek::eek::eek: I can't believe you said that even though is has a lot of truth to it, finding the trigger is half the fun...

    NOW I'm gonna shut up before I have to ban myself. :D


    Crpdeth
     
  9. JetGirl

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    Oh I can't NOT touch this one!!:D

    Top Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men.

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a TWO new 22s.

    #9.. Guns don’t care if you put in earplugs because you don’t want to hear them.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will not only let you try it out a few times, she will help you find one to keep for yourself..

    #7. Guns don’t snore.

    #6. If your gun stops working, you can get a loner.

    #5. A gun doesn't nag at you if you take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns are easier to fix.

    #3. A gun doesn't care if you gain a few pounds.


    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a man....

    #1. You don’t mind one being in your pants all the time
     
  10. Angryisme

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    Oh she's a Clever One :cool:
    I likes er ;)
     
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    Ok #2 is cold, I spoil my wife.
     
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    Thank you Ann! hehehe! :D:D:D;)