Top 10 Ways to know if you are using a Redneck's Computer...

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  1. tuckerd1

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    10. The monitor is up on little blocks.
    9. Outgoing faxes have toebacky stains on them.
    8. The six front keys have rotted out.
    7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
    6. The numeric keypad only goes up to four.
    5. Every password is "Bubba."
    4. There's a gun rack mounted on the side of the computer.
    3. There's a Skoal can used for your beverage coaster.
    2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
    AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer
    is...
    1. The mouse is referred to as the "critter."
     
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