Traveling salesman

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

    Feb 15, 2009
    WNY (In the Snow Belt)
    One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love
    to his youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he
    shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.

    The screaming salesman quickly took off for town to find a
    doctor. He found one, but the physician took one look at the
    man's perforated pecker and told him that nothing could be
    done for him.

    "Oh, please do something," begged the salesman. "I'm a rich
    man and can pay you anything."

    "Sorry, son," said the doctor. "There's nothing I can do.
    However, there's a man across the street who might be able
    to help you."

    "Oh really? Is he a specialist?" asked the salesman.

    "No," said the doctor, "he's a piccolo player. He'll teach you
    how to hold it without peeing in your face!"
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