Uh huh...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by warpig, Mar 18, 2003.

  1. warpig

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    (2/25/03 7:18:07 pm)
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    This sounds like me!

    A man is lying in bed in a Catholic
    hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles lack?"
    Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

    Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

    The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

    "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
    Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted.
    She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

    At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,...

    "Are my test results back???"

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    (2/26/03 6:31:22 pm)
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    Heh, Heh, Heh
    Guns cause crime, like spoons made Rosie fat