UN Weapons Inspectors

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  1. 1952Sniper

    1952Sniper New Member

    Aug 22, 2002
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    (3/13/03 2:13:36 pm)
    UN Weapons Inspectors
    Have you noticed that those weapons inspectors the United Nations sent to Iraq are all old men?
    Why in the name of reason didn't they send some women to do that job?

    Men can't find the dirty clothes hamper. Men can't find that jar of jam in the cupboard until they bounce it on the floor once. And they sent them to find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction.

    Why didn't they send groups of mothers over there? Mothers can sniff out secrets faster than a drug dog can smell a gram of dope. Mothers can find a bottle of dad's gin hidden in the attic rafters. They can find a diary hidden under sis's mattress two rooms and one floor away. And they can smell booze on your breath before you get the key in the keyhole. They can tell if the cookie jar lid has been disturbed and if you've taken a quarter inch slice off that chocolate cake. Smoke a cigarette and they can tell it a block away.

    By examining your dirty clothes mothers can find out more about you than Sherlock Holmes. And if your mother asks you a question she knows if you are telling a lie just by looking into your eyes. And if she wants an answer to a question she can get an answer out of you quicker than a homicide detective.

    So we send a bunch of old men with electronic equipment to do a job my mother could do with a wooden hairbrush. If she were alive she could grab Saddam by the ear, give it a good twist and snap, "Young man, do you have any wepons of mass destruction?" And God help him if he tried to lie to her.

    She'd march him down the streets of Baghdad, push him and his nose into a bunker and say, "What is that, it looks like a nuclear bomb!" Then she's go, Thump! Whack! Smack! Sock! with that hairbrush and she'd lay some welts on his bare bottom and march him home down the streets where everybody could see him. He'd not only come clean and apologize to all the Iraqis, the French, Germans, Mexicans, and the rest of the world, he'd be cutting all the grass in Baghdad for the next two summers.

    Old men...Hell! Let the mothers get a crack at Saddam

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    (3/13/03 2:56:16 pm)
    Re: UN Weapons Inspectors
    Hear, hear!!
    Let me at 'em!
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