Universal Shampoo AKA Catholic Shampoo

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by aero, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. aero

    aero Active Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    Pacific Northwest
    Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said
    to the other, "wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer

    The second nun answered, "indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."

    "I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and
    headed for the check-out.

    The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
    "we use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call
    it catholic shampoo.

    Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzel
    sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. he then looked the
    nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "the curlers are on the house.

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