Until today I thought I was a pilot

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by savage170, May 24, 2012.

  1. savage170

    savage170 Member

    May 3, 2011
    Ya think you have lived to be 81 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

    An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
    She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
    The two sat sipping in silence.
    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
  2. johnnyehlers

    johnnyehlers Member

    Feb 5, 2012
    West Central Missouri
    Well I guess that settles it, I'm a lesbian too!

  3. Appliancedude

    Appliancedude Well-Known Member

    Jul 29, 2007
    The true northern Cal
    Yep, I've been one for years
  4. Old Grump

    Old Grump New Member

    Feb 21, 2010
    Little hut in the woods near Blue River Wisconsin
    Got kicked out of the boy scouts because I was a girl scout. :rolleyes:
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