USA Surgeons

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by army mp, Dec 8, 2009.

  1. army mp

    army mp Member

    Jan 30, 2009
    western Pa,
    Five USA Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first, a Nevada surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside Is numbered."

    The second, a Colorado surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third, a Montana surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth, a New York surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth, a Washington D.C. surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
  2. dianalv

    dianalv New Member

    Aug 3, 2009
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Ain't it the truth!

  3. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA

    That would explain why Obamalamadingdong keeps bending over. He's trying to get his head and ass to go in their correct location.:eek::D:eek::D:D:D
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