USEFUL EXPRESSIONS FOR THOSE HIGH STRESS DAYS

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    Winter11
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    (7/6/01 1:35:54 pm)
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    USEFUL EXPRESSIONS FOR THOSE HIGH STRESS DAYS
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    1. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    2. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

    3. You! Off my planet !!

    4. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

    5. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.

    6. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

    7. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

    8. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

    9. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    10. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

    11. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    12. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

    13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

    14. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

    15. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    16. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."

    17. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

    18. Earth is full. Go home.

    19. Is it time for your medication or mine?

    20. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

    21. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

    22. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


    TShooters
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    (7/6/01 1:44:27 pm)
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    Ha ha ha!! Good ones, Winter !!

    And for those of you whose stresses can be soothed by popping bubblewrap......
    Taaa...Daaaaa !!!

    www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html


    Sharon