Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Sig Willy, Sep 29, 2012.

  1. Sig Willy

    Sig Willy Well-Known Member

    Jul 10, 2012
    A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a

    very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to

    take all of his clothes off.

    When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the

    table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and

    climbs on top and has her way with him.

    Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks

    what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies

    have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to

    locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

    While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

    Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?

    The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."
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