Vive le cops

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    >An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to
    >the bathroom something terrible. After a long search he just
    >couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he
    >went down one of the side streets to take care of business.
    >Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
    >"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
    >"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta go."
    >"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
    >The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of
    >grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.
    >"Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
    >The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started
    >urinating on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning
    >toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this
    >British courtesy?"
    >"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."
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