Walking is Good for you

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    mt pari
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    (8/29/01 12:07:25 am)
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    << WALKING IS GOOD FOR YOU

    It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you
    add
    one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
    additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

    1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
    Now
    she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

    2) The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear
    heavy
    breathing again.

    3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't
    lost a
    pound. Apparently you have to show up.

    4) I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out
    what
    I'm doing.

    5) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
    annoy me.

    6) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    7) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

    8) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
    country.

    9) (And last but not least:) I don't exercise because it makes the
    ice jump
    right out of my glass.

    (You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it
    to
    them!)


    Edited by: Indybear57 at: 8/29/01 10:18:23 am

    LarryJK
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    (8/29/01 4:06:15 am)
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    Funny...and some are true!! LOL!

    oneknight
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    (8/29/01 8:51:14 am)
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    Pari,

    These are very funny. I have a neighbor that I don't see
    often, it's because she e-mails me. Damn lazy, can't walk
    over. How spoiled we are by convenience.

    nighthawk
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    (8/29/01 11:28:19 am)
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    Pari,,,very funny,,,and so true,,,

    in my case #9 should read;

    I don't exercise because it makes my beer foam up,,,

    Besides, I always thought if God wanted us to run, He would not have let us invent the automobile. I only run when being chased,,,and then not very fast.

    And you are right, Donna,,,we are a lazy society,,(he says as he rolls his chair across the room to the coffepot),,,

    Stan H ,, nighthawk

    Gunship
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    (8/29/01 11:56:22 am)
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    Good one Pari,
    My case is #4.. because
    My brain always yelled at me every morning ..
    "have to run again ... old man!! "..
    "Yep! yep! you die healthier."


    Funny,
    GS.