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mt pari
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(8/29/01 12:07:25 am)
| Del All Walking is Good for you
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<< WALKING IS GOOD FOR YOU

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you
add
one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now
she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

2) The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear
heavy
breathing again.

3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't
lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4) I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out
what
I'm doing.

5) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
annoy me.

6) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

7) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

8) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

9) (And last but not least:) I don't exercise because it makes the
ice jump
right out of my glass.

(You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it
to
them!)


Edited by: Indybear57 at: 8/29/01 10:18:23 am

LarryJK
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Posts: 583
(8/29/01 4:06:15 am)
| Del Re: Walking is Good for you
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Funny...and some are true!! LOL!

oneknight
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Posts: 1840
(8/29/01 8:51:14 am)
| Del Re: Walking is Good for you
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Pari,

These are very funny. I have a neighbor that I don't see
often, it's because she e-mails me. Damn lazy, can't walk
over. How spoiled we are by convenience.

nighthawk
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Posts: 277
(8/29/01 11:28:19 am)
| Del Re: Walking is Good for you
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Pari,,,very funny,,,and so true,,,

in my case #9 should read;

I don't exercise because it makes my beer foam up,,,

Besides, I always thought if God wanted us to run, He would not have let us invent the automobile. I only run when being chased,,,and then not very fast.

And you are right, Donna,,,we are a lazy society,,(he says as he rolls his chair across the room to the coffepot),,,

Stan H ,, nighthawk

Gunship
Member
Posts: 38
(8/29/01 11:56:22 am)
| Del Walking is Good for you
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Good one Pari,
My case is #4.. because
My brain always yelled at me every morning ..
"have to run again ... old man!! "..
"Yep! yep! you die healthier."


Funny,
GS.
 
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