Warning, Bad Joke

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by artabr, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. artabr

    artabr New Member

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    I just received this in an e-mail. It's not my fault, really. :eek: :D

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    A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's b**bs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her b**bs.

    Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her b**bs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

    He is laying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'

    'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker license'

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    Nighthawk New Member

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    PharmrJohn New Member

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    Hellooooo.......it's spelled liquor. Jeez.
     
  5. kbolt

    kbolt New Member

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    I was in a bar that had a big sign that said " liquor in the front and poker in the back" I thought that was pretty funny
     
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