Weird eBay Auctions

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    Check um out....

    I will kick your ass.

    Time Machine; used, some rust

    Gearworks 50lb Butter PDA Sculpture

    HALF-EATEN ROAST BEEF SANDWICH VERY TASTY

    FOR SALE: 24 SMALL CHILDREN

    Fully functional kidney for donation

    Young Man's Virginty. Please look.

    Serial Killer FINGERNAILS Signed

    Grandma for Sale - MUST SEE!!!

    Partially-used pack of cigarettes

    JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S FRENCH TOAST

    Snow, powder, 12"+, buyer must pick up

    Rare!! Buy a college student's life! Wow!

    Hillbilly for sale

    Perl Programmer/Linux Demigod For Sale!

    slave

    Fresh Clean Urine

    testicle avalible

    Melissa's Booger - Fresh from the Pickin!!

    Raccoon Baculum (penis bones) SET OF 5!!

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    yeah! AND THEIR admin IS EVEN MORE WEIRD!
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    Did you know that most of these auctions have expired? So now I have to go searching on my own for fingernail clippings?

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    How much did the "I will Kick Your Ass" finally go for?
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    or it was pulled by ebay. Guess which?

    Of course, you've seen Dirty Harry, where Andy Robinson pays to be beaten to a pulp to prove Callahan did it. I don't think he paid that much, but there was a lot of inflation in the 70s.

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    There was a bid on it at one time, wasn't there, like $1.75 or something?

    Somebody had posted about it a while back...
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    obelix2
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    topping at 99,999,999 -- 8 digits might be Ebay's limit; I'm not tempted to try and find out -- though you can't get the bid history and it's too old to actually find on Ebay. But that's an awful lot of bids to place just as a gag. And for something you could get for free by turning to the 7-foot, 300-lb guy on the next barstool and whispering something about his sister. Go figure.
     
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