Welfare Check

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by MagnumFan, Jul 28, 2010.

  1. MagnumFan

    MagnumFan Former Guest

    Jul 5, 2010
    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

    He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
    You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

    "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
    This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

    The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"

    The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
  2. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    Jul 28, 2008
    DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of E. Texas!
    That would be like a Social Worker to think that everyone would want to on Welfare!

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