We'll try it here

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by deingy, May 19, 2020.

  1. deingy

    deingy Well-Known Member

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    Billy was having trouble in school. His teacher constantly yelled at him, "You're driving me crazy, Billy! Can't you learn anything?"

    Billy's mother met with his teacher at fall conferences. The teacher told her Billy was a disaster, getting the lowest marks of any of her students. She had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her teaching career.

    Billy's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son, moving from Detroit to Cleveland.

    25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with severe cardiac disease and she needed a special heart surgeon. Her doctors advised open heart surgery that only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

    The teacher decided to have a remarkably successful procedure. In the recovery room, she saw the young doctor who headed her surgical team, smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him. Instead, her face turned blue as she tried to speak and she quickly died.

    The doctor was shocked, wondering what went suddenly wrong. When the doctor turned to leave the room, he saw that Billy, the janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

    If you thought that Billy had become a heart-surgeon, there is a good chance you'll vote for Joe Biden!
     
  2. Bigdog57

    Bigdog57 Well-Known Member

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    BWAHAHAHA!! Good one! :D
     
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  3. jbmid1

    jbmid1 Well-Known Member

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    Soo...recovery rooms are carpeted now?
     
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    gvw3 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Good one. Stole it....
     
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