What do you call a hooker with no legs?

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  1. hoser1

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    A night crawler.
     
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    I thought that was a wall hanger. :D

    Pops
     
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    What do you call a girl with a wooden leg?


    Peg.


    What do you call a girl with a wooden leg that is too short?



    Eileen(I lean)

    What do you call her if she's Japanese?


    Irene
     
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    What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?
    Bob

    What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker?
    Hop in

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    Doesn't matter, he ain't coming to you anyway.
     
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